“I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.” Mark Twain
“If I had taken my doctor’s advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn’t have lived to go to his funeral.” George Burns
“If you can’t send money, send tobacco.” – (to the Continental Congress, 1776) George Washington
“Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.” Groucho Marx


